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I’m sick of fol…

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.
-Mitch Hedberg

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A case of the “Mondays”

Well, it’s Monday…the Winter Olympics are on, football season is over, “The LEGO Movie” is number one at the box office. Nothing out of the ordinary…unless you scan the web! Holy shit….what the hell is Bruce Jenner doing to himself?! Shia LaBeouf cruisin’ Berlin wearing a paper bag. Bode Miller whining about mother nature at Sochi (what’s the matter Bode? Someone have a case of the “Mondays”?) Listen, I can’t do what he does but it seems when the expectations are high..well….let Bode explain: “I think I skied well enough to win, but it just doesn’t happen sometimes.” It just doesn’t happen sometimes? No kidding. At least he doesn’t look like Bruce Jenner, who should borrow Shia LaBeouf’s paper bag.   All teasing aside, I wish I was famous! – THE 4519

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"I am not famous!" -Shia (from the Transformers Movies)

“I am not famous!” -Shia (from the Transformers Movies)