You want the truth about Deflate-gate? You can’t handle the truth about Deflate-gate.
Clueless Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, played by cast member Taran Killam, tries to put the football controversy to rest forSaturday Night Live‘s cold open on Jan. 24. “I don’t know things. I’m not a banker. I’m not a science computer,” he says in the sketch.
Instead, Brady hands off the blame to assistant equipment co-manager Dougie Spoons, played by cast member Bobby Moynihan, who protects the QB better than an offensive lineman.
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